Painted Hobbit Feet
Painted Hobbit Feet
I think it is pretty obvious why a mastering engineer should have hobbit feet. For those of you who don't know, let me explain in simple terms:

Hobbit-Feet, unlike feet of regular mortals, painted Hobbit-Feet - due to their shellac encrusting - have a much more accurate ... umm ... in terms of immediate transient-processing capabilities ... err ... umm ...

Oh screw it! I have no idea why this sicko is painting his toe-nails! Maybe he's got some fashion thing going on, or it's the sad remains of some booty call ... I just dunno but for what I see, this guy is sick, sick, sick!

;)