Vintage Aural Central
Utility Unit Mainframe
(picture taken under
full work load)
Vintage Aural Central Utility Unit Mainframe (VACUUM)
An industrial strengh VACUUM is what fills up the Audiobomber's noodle, making it a state-of-the-art mastering controllerW To the left you will find an image of the VACUUM, running at full throttle and bestowing its beauty unto the beholder.

Combined with the Audiobomber Nearfield Tactical Interface Controller the VACUUM is also the Audiobomber's main tool of interaction when dealing with clients. Depending on the situation the VACUUM will force the ANTIC to undergo major changes to express the Audiobomber's thoughts. To demonstrate this we have taken a series of pictures, capturing the Audiobomber in an everyday situation with a client, as it would happen almost daily to any mastering engineer worldwide:

VACCUM controlling ANTIC
Step 01
Step 01
Audiobomber remembers that he's about to receive a mail and audio-files from a client concerning a - what the client referred to as - "little mastering thingie and polishing here and there".
Step 02
Step 02
Audiobomber has found and read the email and is pleased with the fact, that it contains a Dropbox-link to the client's shared folder which contains the audio material.
Step 03
Step 03
Audiobomber has successfully downloaded 2.5GB of audio data at a mind-staggering speed of 14kB/sec which "only" took 2 days. Upon unpacking, the Audiobomber is presented with a message: 'Archive is corrupt'.
Step 04
Step 04
Audiobomber reloads the archive anew and manages to succsessfully extract the contents ... and finds out that each and every track has been compressed, limited, or otherwisely altered beyond recognition and repair.
Step 05
Step 05
Why?!?!? Why me?!?!?! WHYYYYY ... WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEEEE?!?!?! ~@!# >:(